Ever talk to someone that you barely know but feel like you really know them
A sequel to Bridget Jones's Diary where she gets pregnant, should've been titled Bridget Jones's Diaphragm.
When you look at me, you don’t see a man, you see a weatherman.
Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.
"If you ever catch on fire, don't look in a mirror. That'll really freak you out."
Trump is the personification of the vitriol by a sector of our population to having a black president and female nominee.